I have just written a post about this.

Dayum, Drake don’t play.

I am oscillating between total numbness and murderous rage from one second to the next.

Somebody tell me how much does it cost to rent the Louvre to make it look like you’re making a statement?

“The children can be taken care of quickly, beautifully, and immediately,” he told reporters on the White House lawn. “The Democrats forced that law upon our nation. I hate it, I hate to see the separation between parents and children.”

“Doesn’t get any lower than that” says man taking children away from families seeking asylum while lying about it to deflect blame from himself.

Call the DOJ main comment line: 202-353-1555

Remember all the people screaming about how Obama was going to round up people and put them in FEMA camps? Well now it’s really happening, and it happening to children. Where are all the conspiracy theorists now? Out buying new MAGA hats and assault rifles is my guess.

“He speaks and his people stand up in attention,” he gleefully told Fox News on the White House lawn Friday morning. “I want my people to do the same.”

“She goes on to say that she’s not selling sex, she’s selling sex appeal.“

I would love to see LeBron just dunk on LaVar all day. LaVar goes off on CNN about how his son doesn’t see the minutes he needs because James is selfish and LeBron just tweets, “u bum” and immediately owns him forever. God, I want that.

This is exceedingly good news for the Raptors, then, because I heard a rumor that LeBron’s girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

There is no way in hell he’s playing in LA with LaVar Ball there. Zero chance.

Also: steam broccolini instead of steamed.

Honestly for a corporate chain, it’s not bad given the price.

Devils’ advocate: they put the patch there, so there are within their rights to paint it. IOW patch+paint = one event, not separate events.

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

LeBron with a broken hand:

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”