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Kids are dying as we speak. AS WE SPEAK. We’re letting it happen.

The main thing I find attractive about Lil’ Yachty is that he pisses the old-heads off.

Welcome to America, where we have to pay a fee to get a pillow on a flight.

It’s hot as balls in Florida, and it is my personal theory that the heat fries your brain. I’m from Mississippi, and people were always shit crazy in the summer.

Not just first class. Fly Air France and you can get a very nice glass of port with your meal, no extra charge.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

Thank Jesus he wasn’t wearing leggings though!!!

I mean, I would never do anything remotely similar to this, but my goal is usually to be as unconscious as possible during a flight. i think most would agree this is an entirely right and reasonable approach.

As someone who is afraid of flying I agree.

I had an idea that they should offer medical procedures in flight, so that when you fly from ...say from Atlanta to London...by the time you land and wake up you’ve had your teeth cleaned, your annual gyno exam and a colonoscopy!

Good on them.

I think we can all agree that this is an instance where dealing with the guy with extreme force was perfectly justified. I’m guessing ‘road rage.

Look at the number of photos with leaders smiling, being animated and Trump looking vacant. Then the wandering around aimlessly. Of course he has alzheimer’s or dementia. But the fucking GOP leaders don’t care. It is Weekend at Donnie’s for them every day in DC.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

God that feels like five years ago.

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

I don’t know, what about I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST