I gather herbs and nettles from the yard to boil into a tea. Then I sit over the pot and let the tea steam waft over my bajingo, naturally cleaning it. If I'm really not feeling fresh then I play some recordings of whales singing. Point the speakers at your crotch for maximum effect.

Now it's just "v?" That's more fucking annoying than va-jay-jay.

Love this kid! He reminds me of the guy in my HS class who was unapologetically nerdy yet people loved him anyway because he just owned his nerdiness so well.

It looks like he has a girlfriend. Also, I totally liked the nerdy guys in high school, but it never worked out because everyone (including me) was awkward. Instead, I ended up with a guy who was really nerdy and awkward in high school but is now nerdy and sophisticated.

My high school self wants to be this kid's friend. (Less creepy than saying my current late-40s self want to be his friend, right?)

Well technically that's true.

And then we can express ourselves by punching those idiots in their faces. It's a free country.

Made me remember this:

don't forget if you need help to take care of that surprise baby you weren't allowed to avoid, you're a mooching welfare queen!

But remember, for men, it's just biology. Men CAN'T control themselves around us. That's why we'll get raped if we join the army, or wear a short skirt, or go out drinking, or... exist. Not their fault, they can't control themselves and their libidos but it's ok because it's acceptable; if WE can't control ourselves…

Relevant:

My former personal trainer was a Vikings cheerleader "alternate" for two years, which meant that she had to be available as a sub, had to attend all of the practices, had to spend her own money on particular hairstyles, spray tanning, fake nails, costumes, etc, and received NO pay. Every year the women have to…

I have a feeling that having the 4th level orgasm probably requires being with your beloved SO - combination of physical awesomeness with the emotional connectedness of 'making love' (yeah, I hate that term too).

edging?

One still can't post a gif on Facebook. Crazy town.

Im feeling out of the loop for never having heard of Tinder before now, but regardless, it is not okay to post a picture of your students on any social media including Facebook.

I really hope everyone posts their own personal pubic grooming preferences, and their reasons for this preference. I need to update my spreadsheet.