Your comment in full ("Congratulation, America — your average person is now a fat midget.") noted nothing at all comparing the US to any other country or global region. Amusing that you pick out central Europe, which on average has the tallest men in the world, so..um...way to compare us to the 99th percentile I…

I'm 5'10" 195, not very muscluar but not 90% body lard, and the last thing people think of when they look at me is fat. Heck when i was 180 I looked awesome. 5'10" is actually above average height for a guy (i think 5'8" - 5'9" is statistically around average for an American male)... ::goes to Google:: hey look!…

Its true. This is why i never got hangovers as a child.

Nice find. Donating $20 to the Alzheimer's Association.

No worries. I go after good mannered sloths only. They're more unsuspecting and it keeps my winning percentage up.

The helmet is the giveaway. The toilet thing is a gimmick, but the real tell is the helmet....I'd bet $1 this guy's got super groomed facial hair.

Fuck yea. I like your optimism. Let's not focus on animals we can't beat. Let's focus on ones we can.

I hate it when I run into a hard-to-peel clementine. They usually slide right off. Like the tangerine. So whorish. So easily peeled.

You probably would be less fat if you ran more.

I'm 5'10" 190. Average white male. I run 3-4 miles a day and lift weights eat clean and I'm not fat. Most guys I know are roughly the same size but we have similar lifestyles so I guesss that could be why.

Who's the bigger weirdo: the guy on the toilet or the guy who photographed the guy on the toilet?

Still the single worst Tinder pic ever:

Jezebel is that way —->

I think we need a pic of you. Are you saying a pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat?

Brosef, are you trolling or what? Do you need a pic of me? Do you just not know heights or weights that well? I am kind of muscle-y and apparently it weighs more than fat but...Chinese people describe me as skinny. I think your height-weight ratios are off. RE-CALIBRATE

Hate to break it to you man, go overseas. Europe is fat as fuck now too.

WAT. I'm 5'10", 160 and quite skinny. 20 pounds heavier than me would just be vaguely obese, AKA average American...Also, the average male height is about 5'9" and a half, so everything about your comment is confusing.

If I was cornered by wolves in the garage full of home depot stuff I'd grab the weed whacker. Those things will get through skin and eyes, and provide a solid radius of destruction. Especially the heavy duty gas powered ones.

What about a sloth? I would destroy a sloth.

Here is the secret to surviving stomach flu/food poisoning...Pedialyte. That stuff is like some sort of super drink. it doesn't cure you, but it makes you feel a lot less shitty, hydrates you far better than water can.