He’s meeting Trudeau on Monday, and I shit you not I am making fucking snacks like it’s the Superbowl. Or a really good circus.

We have a leader now who’s concerned about human rights. We just had what, 12 years of Harper, who disappeared like the goddamn phantom of the opera when he lost?

I think they’re green pulsating scars/cuts, but, I mean, I guess waking up to ‘Hey, your cousin’s dead and your friend killed him, and now I’m super reluctant to tell you the verdict of his murder trial’ might cause some anger issues.

Careful, if you say his name three times, that’s when he appears.

Addendum: Also, if anyone ever asks you about whipping your dick out at work, say no. Also, don’t whip your goddamn dick out at work unless you have some sort of job where part of your employment agreement specified ‘Whip your dick out’ under responsibilities. Also, don’t accept ‘Other responsibilities as assigned’.…