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I’m not a White Sox fan, but for some reason I always loved Mark Buehrle. I can’t explain why he was a joy to watch, but he was.

He’s like the veteran cop just days from retirement who dies at the beginning of the movie.

Sox legend

For better or worse, Mark Buehrle was my favorite pitcher for the White Sox. I can’t explain it, but maybe it was the younger version of me who enjoyed seeing him on the mound. It felt like every single time we went to a game, number 56 was pitching. I’d say he won 80% of the starts I saw, which is probably why I love

They acquired Price and Stroman came back. He’s the second odd man out after shitty ass Drew Hutchinson.

4 starters - Price, Dickey, Estrada, Stroman.

“Want to watch Star Trek: The Next Penetration? You can for just $17.17...”

+1 and the ball

Looks like its curtains for her.

“Big ass gun? That’s nothin come take a look at my couch over here. Pick One”

Because Boston fans are delusional, perpetually aggrieved loons.

How do you read that as anti-Sox? The specific point I’m making is that the ‘07 club’s championship is just as real as any other.

This is so dumb. +1 (?)
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To be fair, it’s not neccasarily racist to call out someone with that many kids. We do it to the Duggers all the time.

In related news, the Vatican Cinnabon franchise, PapalBon, has seen a 60% increase in web traffic.

I assume that since Jimmie Johnson is black, his kid is too.

My favorite NFL significant other just got even better. Kudos to you, Ms. Grimes. Kudos to you.

Lets just hope her defense is, uh... better than his.

Given how toxic he is, I can’t imagine any team wanting to take him.

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