omg - someone confusing rape with rate in a lyric - they must be racist...

respect the culture? are you fucking insane?

who cares what a douchebag on Dead Spin has to say about horsies?

oh no, my grown daughter can’t find a video character that looks like her...poor baby...

senior writer doin’ some senior writing...

it doesn’t last anyway...

I think the most important aspect of this piece is how it pushes back against the stereotype of the vain, shallow, homosexual male...

all that shit to maintain an illusion? or should I say delusion....

you fuckers are the perfect little soldiers- rewrite history to feel better about it -then it doesn’t exist...

but he’s not a real pitcher, right?

Clint Eastwood, based on his work, is most definitely not racist - and he’s right, you’re a bunch of fucking pussies who would shit your pants if your phones were taken from you...

gaysplaining to the breeders - sorry, buttboy, it’s a straight thing, you wouldn’t undertsand...

Good, strong black women involve their toddlers with the police! She was fucking insane -

I may be wrong, but at Yankee stadium, aren’t those super expensive seats? Like $800? might be cheaper in Philly...

Gentlemen, stop speaking your mind - nod, smile and just do what you’re doing...

yes. fatty, attacking a person based on their looks is the way to go...

maybe if you watched the movie instead of your phone

someone at a sinking ship sounds a wittle jealous of the working sports broadcaster...

yeah, this is exactly what it’s like when two young people get intimate together...

To be clear, however, this account is solely John Doe’s version of events...