I’m personally waiting for the big-ass Infinity Saga blu-ray box set you know they’ll have coming sometime around Christmas.

What what is interesting to me, is that for the last week or so, the entire narrative has been about how the Celtics are underperforming and not playing as a unit and not getting the job done etc etc. Can someone just come out and say that the Bucks are clearly a better fucking team??

I guess if it means getting and keeping AD I could live with Boston signing Kyrie to the huge supermax he’s eligible for, but I don’t think Davis will be anything more than a short-term rental, if they get him at all, and I would way rather see Kyrie earning too much money in New York than in Boston. He’s a sublime…

Kyrie is the Jay Cutler of the NBA.

So there you have it, yolks. Who eats 10 fried eggs for breakfast? No one (unless you are at Johnny V’s in West Allis, WI, and are taking part of The King challenge).

Sorry about your faulty taste buds. There are some phenomenal IPAs available. 

Burneko knows more about how NBA defense works more than most NBA coaches.

We were standing under a bridge in Texas when suddenly the ibogaine began to take hold. There is no horror quite like a quarter back on that rancid stuff. And I intended to ride that wave all the way to god damn Canada and back. First, I had to find my shoes. No light in this place! And suddenly the light there was…

All y’all youths are Millennials as far as we’re concerned. Now go make my latte.

the millenials are almost 40?? where is mark martins viagra car?

Obviously a White Sox fan taking in a Cubs game. (RIP Marchman).

Slightly Hotter Take: cream cheese frosting is the only not-butt frosting, and it’s okay at best.

“Furthermore, my girlfriend was with me and I felt judged by her for backing down so easily, although she did say I “made the right call.”

I miss when Bioware made good games and not knockoff garbage that should be free to play.

It means make an out. I said it, I get to decide.

The snap moved him backwards 5 years somehow.

Fuck, my wife and I miss WKUK and you just reminded me of them.  I’m sad now.

The Celtics maybe pooping the bed a bit, but the narrative of this series really should be that the Bucks are a really good team.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

The mayonnaise of indie rock, if you please.