I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

Swing and a miss. Take a lap, goob.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

Conspiracy Theorist: Check.

That the president has the legal right to declassify info as he sees fit means that technically, this is not treason.

You’re really trying to downplay this, aren’t you?

Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

Why would I want to put something I’m about to put in my mouth anywhere near the bottom of my shoe? Ew.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

You mean except they were called in about black teens drinking? Or that they might have been in an area or neighborhood that had a high percentage of black teens? They expected to find black teens, so they treated them as black teens...

Thanks for the concern trolling, now tell your friends at the PBA or whatever police fraternal organization you belong to that you all can eat a fucking dick.

Riiiiight, because there are so many fatalities when parties full of drunk white teens get the cops called on them.

Please, please, please don’t actually be this fucking stupid, sheltered, and privileged.

No it isn’t. It’s been done to death, we don’t need anymore WW2 shooters.

Interesting. But I can’t imagine myself wanting to buy this. I got the original Night Trap on Sega CD only to find out that Night Trap is a shitty, shitty game.

I love how people think that saying it’s a joke somehow negates the fact they’re being racist or sexist. Who cares it’s only a joke!! Said every bully ever.

That second guy’s letter reads why he’s probably single in that he sounds like a complete bellend of a person.

“Why isn’t this working?!?”