For the record, I have done much research in this field, and it is impossible to combine the three traditional utensils into one single uber-utensil. The combination of the knife and spoon is the particularly difficult part. It is likewise impossible to combine all three utensil names. FACT.

Hard working artists? The "artists" the RIAA cares about are not the hard working ones. There are actual hard-working artists who's work is sold on iTunes while they don't receive a single cent. Apple ignores them, as does the RIAA. Lives ruined over a digital duplicate of a turd, that on no planet has a value of…

We don't stone adulterers to death. We don't make it illegal to shave your head, or to eat shrimp, or two wear linen and wool at the same time. Care to explain?