‘He has helped usher in an incomparably terrible time to be alive, online or otherwise’

Band over DJ. Totally changes the vibe of the reception. We couldn’t agree on a band, but in hindsight I wish I had just gone with one of the ones my wife liked.

You guys are really reaching here.

a functional power grid?

He self identifies as a shortstop though! 

If you run out onto the field of a sporting event then you are an idiot. How is that hard to understand?

How many SJWs do you think were on that conference call? When the NFL cut ties with Papa John’s was it because guys like Jerry Richardson and Jerry Jones and Bill Bidwell were offended by the racism? These were a bunch of dyed in the wool capitalists who got sick of Schnatter fucking up the money. He’s stupid and loud…

I’ll preface by saying this dude is trash, and his pizza is worse, but this?

Never had that conversation with my father. Now, my mother found out because, having driven me to the ER after I suffered a concussion and while we were waiting to hear whether I’d need to remain overnight for observation, she thought it was the right moment to ask whether my girlfriend and I were intimate. Taking…

To me, that was the worst no-call of the tournament - at least from the games I’ve seen.

Reading a travel guide for your own country is so interesting. It really highlights things that you don’t realize are unusual or unique because you’ve lived with them your whole life.

I actually kind of get this one. Cervelli is sitting there listening to this dude bitch and moan and it is probably getting kind of boring so he’s like fuck it let me stand up, walk away and let this guy do his thing. Then Eaton sees the catcher walk away and now he is being shown up so he says something to him…

“Let me just get in a Trump/MAGA comment on this completely unrelated topic.”

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

Of course it’s on Messi’s person. It’s not like his teammates are gonna carry anything.

FTFY: Ramzan Kadyrov looks like every white person’s fuck-up cousin who left his fourth college at age 26 and started doing l̶a̶n̶d̶s̶c̶a̶p̶i̶n̶g̶  heroin. 

Stop feeding the troll, man.  It isn’t worth it.

Well his foot touches the base, so...yeah. The fielder has to give him that much space. Harrison has a right to that space directly in front of the base, and if contact is made, it’s the fielder’s fault. The fielder acknowledges this on the field, by the way. Odd that he’d advocate a dirty play against his team.

Ramzan Kadyrov looks like every white person’s fuck-up cousin who left his fourth college at age 26 and started doing landscaping.