You see, the crease is lava. And you can’t be in the lava with the ball or you catch on fire. You can be in the lava accidentally without the ball, but you have to leave immediately.

I feel like we definitely Out-Remembered the pros here.

They should do remember some guys 1981. Because any kid back then who played Strat A Matic would know every single damned player ever. In particular, Deron Cherry, whose card made him the single greatest defensive player ever.

Cap Boso across the middle.

I loved playing as the Chiefs when Barry Word would be super healthy so I’d have two running backs with 100 Hitting Power

What did you think his plan would be? Give you the company because you are such a good worker?

Great job interjecting race into a discussion that has nothing to do with it. Very helpful.

Over the top wedding toasts are stupid and make it more about the person toasting than the people receiving the toast. It should not be a performance piece, should not rely on inside stories only understood by a small group of people, and should not last longer than 90 seconds.

Yeah, I mean off this guy were vocally anti-kneeling it would make sense, (and maybe he was, for all I know) but it just comes off like a load of bullshit in this context.

Good luck to her career as a sex worker that seemingly has no problem putting one of her clients on blast

All of them. Boys and girls. Every last blond-haired Scandinavian one of them.

Case Gundarsson will be the name of the year.

Meanwhile, in Worchester, Mass.:

My favorite thing about sober kid conversations is that they’re exactly the same as drunk adult conversations.

I love how the girl goes over and they all ignore her and keep talking about sports. so universal

It’s nice to see the before picture of the kids who write those sweet letters to the Vikings kicker after he blows the game.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

the legendary sportscaster’s