“welcoming to fans of all political stripes and persuasions.”

> a presumed desire to keep real-world conflict out of video game land.

The fuck are you whining about

I’ll admit, you’re growing on me. Now just get Kotaku to stop using that god awful video player.

That was the saddest guy in the universe looking at those spilled nachos. I’m glad things worked out for him.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

By the looks of him in that video, wandering aimlessly and ineffectively in the middle of the pitch, he is indeed on his way to being the next Michael Bradley.

So . . . it’s basically The Giving Tree, only not as sad?

So it’s basically a remake of “Every Which Way but Loose”?

Honestly one of the best comedians of our time. Rapier wit and laser fast on his quips. I laughed so hard at his comments over the years.

While his call of Michaels superkicking Jannetty through the barbershop window (“look at that coward trying to escape!”) is remembered as a classic, Heenan’s other digs were great.

You tell that son of a bitch Arn Anderson he had better be a fucking pallbearer at Mr. Heenan’s funeral so he cal let him down one last time.

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

Betting on a title fight in the hopes of an objective scorecard is like Krusty betting on the Generals because THEY WERE DUE

I could see it as a draw but it was basically a 115-113 card. 118-110 is absurd for either guy.

Somewhere, Dusty Rhodes laughs.

He doesn’t want to play there anymao.

MSG is tasty. Only dumb people avoid MSG.