Can I see their booty’s?

Do these sites not realize what a huge percentage of their audience comes from bored office workers who may well not be able to watch videos without attracting unwanted attention?

I knew a girl who swallowed a pin when she was 11 but didn’t feel a prick until she was 17.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Maybe it’s just the angle, but it sure looks like he was blocking the plate there and the throw surely didn’t carry him into blocking the plate.

Headline: LeBron is not happy

Regarding PG, supposedly Pritchard refused to trade him to any team in the east, regardless of offer. And you mention shuffling a few pieces, that’s the thing. The Cavs don’t have any other pieces. Pretty much old vets, Love, LBJ, Kyrie, and Tristan Thompson. Unless the Bulls really wanted Kay Felder, there wasn’t…

It’s weird to think about what exactly Lebron wants here. I get that he wants his team to be more competitive with Golden State after getting their butts kicked but he has to see the simple reality that the team doesn’t have much in the way of assets to make that happen.

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

As crazy as it might sound, there isn’t a single player in the league you could offer Golden State who’d they take over Klay.

This is the meanest thing Deadspin has ever done to its readers.

If Pitbull buys in, will he make the Marlins all wear women’s jerseys too?

Is there free agency in soccer?

Athletics =/= sports.

Odd religious references aside, I’m with the neighbors. I don’t want an amateur auto repair shop next to my home and if you’re honest, you probably don’t either.

I have to strongly protest! The Eephus pitch was named after Confederate Colonel Jehoshaphat Q. Eephus, who was notoriously slow in freeing his slaves even after a Reconstruction government took over operation of home state of Tennessee. In off-season exhibitions with Negro League teams, cracker MLB pitchers used to…

I would love to see him retire with the Pens as well. It doesn’t matter where he’s playing, though — you should absolutely rock that jersey; it’s a good one. I have the same one, which I’ll wear to games sometimes. I have a friend who wears a Jagr jersey occasionally from his time with the Devils. It would be fun to…

Ah yes, the gin and juice Pens alternate. Nice choice.

He had to miss the celebration commemorating the 25th anniversary of winning their first Stanley Cup. He had a game that day.