I kind of wondered if he was on the Brain and Nerve Tonic as that ginormous hat barely fit on his seemingly much larger head. Or is it just that he is heavier now and his neck fat makes his head look larger?

I think they mean if he eventually gets to sit at the popular kids’ lunch table.

“If that baseball was instead a man, he’d be charged with attempted murder.”

Didn’t the NBA do enough to stop gun violence when they stole the Bullets from Baltimore and made them the Wizards?

That’s why Mary Carillo’s so great. She’ll get a 5-, 10-minute chunk between events to tell a story, and she’ll tell it. And then it’s over. It’s so much better than what are basically biographical bumpers NBC slips into competition coverage.

Sochi, London, Vancouver, Beijing, Torino, Salt Lake City.

The opening ceremonies are fixed. Everyone knows Greece always wins.

Here’s the million dollar question though: As you say, lots of people say All Lives Matter and don’t mean it in a racist way. What is “a lot”? If it’s a majority, are we to say “sorry majority, your cool inclusive phrase shouldn’t be said, because a minority of people say it to be racist”?

I laughed very hard at the bare rooms and “She didn’t even leave an autograph up in this bitch”. I’d be friends with Gilbert Arenas.

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

Absolute bullshit. These comments are no place for accurate reporting of any kind.

Actually, Jones was the one crying at his press conference as he tried to blame tainted supplements.

Jones: haha made you cry again.

Dang, he reacted like he had tested positive instead of Jones. I don’t watch UFC or know anything about Daniel Cormier, but I feel for the guy. That sucks.

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

I’m sure Golden Tate showed him what to do before he left Seattle

I mean he used to be married to someone else. If he didn’t already know...

As a former MTG player/fan, MTG is a giant scam. It’s no wonder why Shkreli is interested in it.

The cop stat is eerily similar to one I saw about a decade earlier concerning medical malpractice complaints against doctors: roughly 84% of them are brought against 6% of the doctors (or at least were at that time).

I remember seeing a stat mot long after Tamir Rice’s murder that 83% of police brutality complaints were filed against 6% of the cops.