Please nobody cosplay as Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder. Please.

The idea of Trump with a pen and an Executive Order though...

I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....

I’d set myself on fire, honestly. Or I’d write in Snuffleupagus.

Yeah, I’m too horny for that character to EVER name anyone in my family that.

I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer.

Go all out and say “You were adopted by the darkness. I was born into it, molded by it” etc. Extra points if you do a Bane voice.

I know its not a popular opinion, but I still think we need a modern battleship. Not bringing back the Iowa’s, as the manpower needed for those is silly, but a modern big gun ship to do the job the Zumwalt is supposed to do, but can’t.

Every time I read a story about the effort and strategy that went into the 1st Gulf War, I can’t help but imagine a chess Grand Master playing a game of correspondence chess against an opponent be doesn’t realize is a 12 year old novice.

I turned 30 last year. I don’t have a career, just a menial labor job and I don’t make enough money to go back to school. I realized many years ago that I would never be able to retire, that I’d never be able to afford to buy a home, so I’ll be renting and working until the day I die.

I remember teaching this during training at work, and so many of the men just got looks on their faces like "I've done that before."

“We’ve never shot no one yet,” Gray told Nat Geo.

oh jeez just steer those two to the fuckin shuffleboard deck

and this...

I LOVE redheads.

I know. Its scary as both the parent of an underage girl and a just of age son.

“Tyga has been dogged in his pursuit of the minor (who does look older than her years in online photos)”