It didn’t really need to out maneuver anything. It simply got on the throttle and outran anything fired at it. This is a plane that is flying faster than most bullets.

Probably Joel McHale. He’s a comedian, and Ryan Murphy is a notorious idea thief.

Spencer Pratt is an asshole.

As a Lizard Person, Fiorina presumably has a cloaca.

He looks like if Bill Murray and Howie Mandell fusion danced and then went on a bender for a record number of days.

I almost want to shed a tear. Even though I’m not a current gen Xbox owner, I still miss Halo. And love Red vs Blue. “Why are we here, Simmons?”

Dude. Oliver doesn’t end in -aden. You’re winning the name game automatically.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

I learned all my highway traffic enforcement protocol from Smokey and the Bandit, so yes, the former.

Is there anything in the world funnier than Mac in that scene?

So, like this?

I think what complicates things is that the norms of dating back them really are against modern sensibilities. What we call rape now back then was seen as boys will be boys. It’s was a woman’s job to say no, and a man’s job to persist. And neither of them labeled it rape, even if it was rape.

*small voice* I have the same issue with the song “Brown Sugar” by the Stones. Why does it have to be so fucking catchy when it’s so racist, misogynistic, and hateful?

Janeane Garofalo’s career would would have been very different if she had kept her opinions to herself.

He looks like Kathy Bates when she was in Misery.

And he calls himself

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

If a Ford GT is a tall mans car I'm the Queen of Scots. This gentleman in the photo is 6 feet 6 inches tall... ain't no way in H-E-double-hockey-stick a guy a half a foot taller would fit. The owner of that GT, Mr. Henderson, told me that they could get a little more headroom if they changed the seat but not another…