I loved that show. I was like 5 when it started, but what I can remember is it was pretty darned funny and now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see if youtube has any episodes available.

I mean, I’ve been bit, not enough to draw blood but it was just.. hey, don’t do that next time. IS CAN NOW BE NEXT TIME? No? Kk. Soon tho right?

You can, but I suggest not, because it’s pretty total shithouse coffee.

Charlton Heston was pretty damn far from racist. Don’t believe anything Michael Moore ever tells you, the man is a charlatan in a ratty hat.

*I* smoke a lot. And I’m 5 years older than them. And if you ignore my fucking sadly thinning hair, I don’t look near as rough as those gals. And I’m a poor dude who’s not really taken terribly good care of himself for the past.. fuck’s sake, 6 years now.

In your giant verjarny?

What a triflin’-ass bitch, though. Dude’s gonna brawl over 1/1000th of his year’s pay? That’s like me throwing down over 20 bucks. 20 bucks is 20 bucks but fuck, man, you and I both damn well know I’m just going to waste it anyway, I’ve lost more than that spilling beer on myself and drenching packs of cigarettes in a…

Maybe if we told them 1 in 10 waffles were venomous?

It’s a stimulant, sure. But you uh. You’re not exactly accurate, either. Having experience with smoking, you get little buzz if you regularly smoke, but if you don’t smoke or only occasionally smoke, lighting up a cigarette will knock you on your butt. It’s quite a short period of time, but you’ll sit down and lay…

Yeah, except this is JJ Abrams, who makes a habit about lying about his movies and shows.

So if I was her and it was a Woody Allen film I could see myself turning it down in a heartbeat, but when you bring up James Brown, just... well... yeah. I would. Not even a question, really. Just.. absolutely, yes, bring on that crazy-ass godfather of soul, the hardest working man in showbusiness, I’ll just be…

The conflict was idiotic, the video diaries were ridiculously stolen from reality TV, no character in the series was *fun*, there were no friends, it was all over-blown interpersonal backbiting and bickering. Like BSG, except not as well-done — and I hated BSG for that shit anyway. It wasn’t a Stargate series. It was…

Not-good news, everyone!

Goddamn do I miss games with a “Boss hide key”. So fucking 80s. So fucking DOS.

SGU was just fucking awful, though. That show couldn’t have been canceled soon enough. Huge fucking let-down compared to SG1 or SGA

I’d rather spend MORE time and money on shopping, preparing, cooking and cleaning, and less fucking time working.

No only crazy people would like this.

Haha.. that’s fucking over the federal minimum wage. A goddamned egg timer on a post makes more than a human being. That’s fucking rich.

Fucking Celine, Beiber, Cruz.. look, WE GET IT, CANADA. We’re still at war and we just didn’t realize it BUT WE DO NOW AND WE GIVE UP. You can have, like, I dunno. Fucking Maine? I don’t even know. Shit, wait, or are the terms that we take Quebec? ... look, that’s too far, we still have the nuclear option, we can…

More likely all the blows would have landed around the robot’s ankles.