Are you implying Black Shelton ISN’T turrble? ‘cause.. he is. He is absolutely turrble.

why is that not a real website i hate you so much WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL WEBSITE.

That’s no filter; Pluto IS sepia. Pluto’s so hipster, even its orbit is eccentric.

BUT HOW ELSE WILL I LET ALL THE OTHER MANIMALS KNOW I WAS THERE? You are mean.

Careful — all-day drinking qualifies as a sport in some areas!

I tried really hard and was constantly shut down when I was 19. Probably for the best, but goddamned if it didn’t seem like such a great idea back then. I mean my car had 60/40 bench seats COME ON!

Pff but I already know the answer to that — public services and infrastructure have become privitized and monetized, so now suck and are incomplete. same reason internet connections in the US cost more but are worse than most the rest of the developed world!

the forests of the Appalachian mountains are downright hostile to human life, people don’t believe me because there’s no lions or tigers and the bears aren’t enormous but that’s not the threat. it’s the goddamned nature itself. i live in PA, round here you get walking out in the woods you can find acres of forest that…

Yeah not implying that they, specifically, should have walked.. but if you can’t it’s a good idea to worry a bit more ahead of time.

It’s not dangerous if you’re prepared. :\

The greatest anti-war movements have always been a reaction to war.

Yeah.. but my gas is only an issue for other people. And I kinda don’t really like other people. I do, on the other hand, love cabbage.

Can confirm, has happened to me. Nothing QUITE that severe, but, yeah. That’s one thing I’ve noticed that warns me when I’ve got a migraine brewing. Think I never noticed because I don’t talk much, but a few years back got a job that requires me to talk pretty much all day long. Fun fun fun. Haven’t tried to pull my…

It’s really pretty neat some times. Kinda annoyingly, though, I was never able to put on any music to listen to — if other people did it for me, so long as I didn’t see what CD they were putting in (haha dating myself there I guess? GODDAMNIT INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS), it was fine. If I saw the CD, if I tried to…

It can be terrifying... but it’s not forever.

I juggled while on acid! I can’t juggle! But I fucking JUGGLED as I was talking to someone! It was really, really simple.. flashlight, screwdriver, glow stick, all have different masses but I’m really just tossing them from hand to hang and catching each as it falls and throwing it back with the right amount of force…

Or when you’re huddled in your bed face down for a few minute that it turns out was actually 4 hours mentally bracing yourself against the forces of evil whom are laughing at your efforts, only to eventually realize that the laughter was your own the whole damn time. Or... at the very least, at the end it was your…

Medium-rare is where venison should stop. Further than that and there’s just.. it’s.. it’s leather.

It’s not blood! It’s just decaying meat proteins. All the blood is long gone.

Oh god I love that one. Every time my hoopty acts up and I start feeling down for not being able to give it the care it desperately needs, I grab a beer and roll through that sub and me and my car feel so much better about ourselves.