IT’S MANBEARPIG!

Natural Selection.

I.. is riding a horse really all that hard? I’ve been on a horse, exactly one time, and it.. wasn’t hard? I will grant, there was no all-out galloping, but it was a pretty simple matter of... hey horse, turn this-a-way, no no, too far.. OK stop here for a minute, and now let’s go again. I dunno. Maybe it was a genius…

I just got a fresh case of Troegs IPA. It’s not so bitter, I’ve had harsher pale ales. I’ve had a few other good ones — saw someone mentioned Founder’s — but I live pretty close to the Troegs brewery so tend towards them because I like the idea of a local brewery.. but I’ve had a number of PA microbrews and honestly…

Ooohhh Founders is good. Their Breakfast Stout is irresponsibly delicious. The only thing that’s actually made me vomit in.. a decade? I didn’t realize it was so high ABV and drank.. 4.. in about 45 minutes... dear god, it’s like a milkshake. But seriously though vomit everywhere :(

Try some East Coast IPAs. Not a brewery, just from the region in general. The PNW is still stuck 10 years ago in the IPA bitterness contest.. it’s not interesting anymore, though. They need to knock that shit off. i’ve been (and currently am) drinking a lot of IPA lately, because it’s hot, and sunny, and a good IPA is…

O_o

These excerpts make it sound pretty... bad. Likkkkeeee.. is this SUPPOSED to be a good book? I mean I know I really tend towards more genre and nonfiction than most but.. is the bar really so low? Fuck’s sake, maybe I really do have it in me to be an author. Hell, at least I don’t look like a Dollar-Store Al Franken…

Bloody marys are weird. I don’t like vodka, don’t much care for tomato juice, but a bloody mary is alright alright alright. Plus it’s like, almost a meal, right? Counts as breakfast for all your alcoholic-on-the-go needs?

Fuck that, fuck all of that, I have absolutely no interest in a professor forcing me into a vulnerable place — naked or not. That’s not for them, that’s not for my classmates, my vulnerability as a human fucking being is not to be paraded around and applauded for being shared. It is mine, to discuss and reveal only…

His last name is pretty white, it must mess up the paperwork.

That.. actually... huh. I totally respect that. I’m sure he’d rather have not done that but he gave the people what they wanted and that’s... pretty cool.

15 years ago there was a bit of hope the republican party was actually maybe going to be decent. But then they all decided to double-down on pandering to your racist asshole born-again uncle who won’t stop posting “obama=mooslim” shit on facebook instead... oh and also suckin that big moneyed-gentry D every chance…

Oh, so, ok, I just... ok.

I’d give up everything to be that person. Death sentence is relative, when what you did will live forever. We’ve got to leave this wet rock some time if we are to continue as a species — it is inevitable. It has to start somewhere, it has to start some time, what better place than here, what better time than now?…

The only fair punishment for the Pats would be to have Chip Kelly handle their recruitment and drafting for the next season or two.

The cows were just concerned. They were debating whether or not they should call the moo-lice.

I think I should start saying that as well. And, when called out on what I mean, “What I mean is, I wish you had died before you were born.”

They’re not even sick fantasies, fantasies are made-up shit, this guy had SPECIFIC PLANS for SPECIFIC PEOPLE. This is a load of shit, is what I’m saying, and that guy should still be locked the fuck up somewhere, it’s disingenuous to play this off like an innocent weirdo being railroaded by the law. What he had were…

oh god, thank you. i thought she looked terrifying and felt bad because i figured it was just because she’s old, but, no, it’s the lack of eyebrows that put me off. lack of eyebrows on anyone always sets me off. SHIT DOES NOT LOOK RIGHT, THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. your face looks like a potato!