That shit doesn’t make a lick of sense. Not a single one.

Haven’t ever seen that, may have to investigate your claim. For, uh, science.

Woah now, you forgot she was a eugenicist. I feel we don’t shame that part of our history enough.

On one hand, yes, on the other, all my 20s would be stuck together :(

maybe.. they didn’t when I was there, but it was under construction and close to 20 years ago last i went :x

TROOF. I’m a man who hates Baltimore, I mean, it’s an awful dirty nasty place — but I’ve gone to the Aquarium down there as a kid, and I. Loved. It.

If I was to date Taylor Swift, half the goddamned reason would be for the awesome and inevitable breakup song.

It’s nothing more than bitter bitchy people doing the only goddamned thing they know how to do. They are miserable and must find some source of their misery, so they hop from one “problem” to another, each the WORST THING IN THE WORLD, making everyone else’s lives fucking miserable in their wake.

DILL FOR THE DILL THRONE!

If I wasn’t so giftarded I’d edit that to “Wu Tang Clan ain’t nuttin but gentlemen!”

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You are making me twitch..

I work in a walmart.. when the floorplans come out for where products are moving, weekly, the new mods... they are not based on our store. they have shelves at 4 foot that are 8, some at 6 that are 4, and cases that hold 7 games across whereas ours hold 8. it’s been like that for years. it’s not entirely an efficient…

You’re looking for a reason when there might not be one.

And that response is probably the most Sinatra thing about him

I’ve got one good use. Naked Amy Schumer.

Hahah are you my buddy’s 6 year old kid?

Look at the positive. The scientific reasoning is gaining. Slowly.. but steadily. It's just that some of the god-guided evolutionists have gone more hardline, that's the only shift — but those who don't think any divine being played any part in it are *still gaining traction*.

instagram kinda fucked up here, but, I mean... yes it's natural and normal and nothing to be ashamed about but why can't it also be gross? 'cause it's kinda gross. none of us could live without taking a shit but i'm not about to go out and celebrate it (beyond patting my stomach and muttering "5 pounds lighter!" when…

Kinda funny, but also I kinda wish they had just stayed outta the lobby, and gotten away with it, 'cause.. fuck, that sounds like fun, and I'm not gonna object if they're not breaking shit or trashing the place, yanno?

It's not JUST the ick factor... cows are also god damned delicious. It's not about laughing at bug-eaters or anything, it's just... cows are fucking tasty as all hell.