Also, FOOTBALL GAVE FRANK GIFFORDS CTE. FOOTBALL LITERALLY BROKE HER HUSBANDS BRAIN.

While bitching about the lack of respect being shown for the American Flag while, quite likely, owning some type of apparel that has the American Flag printed on it, which, according to the “Flag Code” is a huge no no.

The cognitive dissonance involved in lauding the sacrifice to protect our rights, while lamenting that anyone actually bothers to use those rights... my god.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

“football doesn’t need anymore hurt right now with all the things that football’s gone through”

This, ladies and gentlemen, is white privilege in a nutshell.

Do you know there’s an article bashing Trump? Because he’s a hick-ass moron who is going to get us all killed because he’s pandering like crazy to gun-totin’ racist MRA chucklefucks like you.

Wait, you read Deadspin during the Tebow years and think Deadspin was sticking to sprots back then? That’s like thinking “Animal Farm” is a book about modern agriculture.

The line to go fuck yourself forms to the left, shorty.

Do sports exist within a country, does that country have a government? Those sports are going to be affected by politics.

Reporting the transcript of what he said ABOUT FOOTBALL = “bashing”?

This is a bit of revisionist history. Deadspin’s been covering things other than sports since about 2008, and covering politics since 2012 at least. (Yes, I’ve been here that long; yes, I’m a loser.)

As they say on Jez, no one cares about your boner.

You are such a little bitch. Jesus Christ. The amount of white privilege that just pours out of your comment is astounding. And the way you start it off as a ‘woe is me’...you had anxiety and depression? What about the millions of immigrants who have no fucking idea what’s going to happen next. Or the family…

So you’re like Jimmy Kimmel: a silly person confronted with the uncomfortable reality that you can’t be silly right now. Except you’re not stepping up like he is, you’re crying like a baby about how you miss the silly times. Grow the fuck up.

The buffoon in the White House is talking about sports. He’s mixing the two things deliberately and inflammatorily. Deadspin didn’t do that. Dumb Donny did that. He didn’t use tortured sports analogies like most politicians do horribly, this jackass is actually using public office to advance the sophisticated…

I’ve been here since the Black Table days, and the early Deadspin days when a lowlife like me couldn’t comment. Now I can. I love this place. Sure, it keeps changing. But you know who didn’t embrace change? The Saturday Evening Post. They died in the 1960s. It was once one of the most popular reads in the country. It…

You asked a question, rhetorically, about yourself, then immediately answered it with “I don’t remember”, then actually answered it. And that wasn’t even the worst crime against critical thinking. An article about how the President of the United States using his position of power to advocate for terminating the…

Scroll past the stories that hurt your fee fees.

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.