I don’t know but I think she looks sexy AF so I hope there’s more controversy and ensuing pictures like this.

Or she asked questions he didn’t like or was going to expose something he didn’t want exposed.

The thing about legit ‘accidents’ is that you don’t bother to commit another crime with the cover up.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

YES! Happened to me in college. Boyfriend wanted to be able to see other people, I reluctantly agreed and ended up with an awesome, sexy, funny, cool dude. Guess who was really pissed off and wasn’t getting any???? HA HA

Yup, every time I’ve heard of a relationship opening up later in, it’s either one of two scenarios in a cis-hetero pairing: the woman gets way more attention, or the one who initialized the opening inevitably gets jealous of their partner’s new person.

Also, “he’s jumped straight to open relationship, which he feels will take pressure off of me” feels like some pretty rank gaslighting. Sounds like in about a year MVP is going to realize that her wonderful boyfriend was kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of a massive asshat.

Sad but true. Even sadder? He probably thinks suggesting polyamory is some kind of Machievellian master plot, while everyone else can see right through it.

Opposite note for MVP. Your dude will be deeply sorry when he finds out you could have a revolving door of lovers at your beck and call. I swear every other story I hear of a guy wanting an open relationship ends in him finding out that you will have a LOT easier time finding lovers then he ever will. And once the…

Right?! This has been the theme of men making this suggestion since the dawn of time.

Agreed. Usually implies a cya moment.

Dear MVP, dump your current boyfriend and enjoy your life.

Dear MVP,

Another reminder of who the REAL psychopathic monster of the Old Testament Bible was.

Indeed! It really showed how much these people cared about punishing others compared to helping children when it was discovered the Catholic church was actually a giant child rape ring and everyone kinda shrugged and ignored it.

Just a reminder that there is no genuine track record of Satanist child abuse anywhere in the world.

Christianity’s record, however...

Hourly billing is hourly billing. He probably got $1000 to write that letter.

“I’d like to present Exhibit B, a receipt from where they tipped a black waiter 25%! My client is clearly not a racist.”

As a lawyer, that was my first thought as well. Like would they be all, Exhibit A, my one black friend...

And if you support “stop and frisk” policies that disproportionately affect minorities and people of color, while claiming that your children will grow up watching racist Fox News, super racist fratdouche Jesse Watters, and UBER racist shrieking harridan Ann Coulter?