This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Yes, Jezebel is single-handedly responsible for Trump’s win. I gotta say, the raw power that one single website can wield is friggin’ AWESOME. Able to convince 63 million morons to vote for Trump. Wow.

No friends or places to go this weekend? Isn’t is nice to know that you can always troll around liberal news blogs and alienate yourself further?

Anniegotguns is feeling bot bot bot. Every post in history is irrationally hostile and prejudiced towards Muslims and feminists. Also they are so so bored! Please dismiss this troll account.

“You people” lol, your kind’s go to phrase.

Shame we didn’t keep the likes of you and whover spawned you from entering, we would be a lot better off now.

Well, you fragile menfolk can all sleep easy tonight, knowing you’ve been successfully protected from a group of girls who might have otherwise bled all over you. BOOOOOOO~OOO SCARY SCARY FEEEEEEMAAAALES!! COMIN’ TO GET YOUUUUUU, DONNIE SMALLHANDS!!

Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!

I will gladly replace your healthcare Tuesday after repealing it today.

Well, Thomas did predict this would result in a wave of litigation. The administration seems intent on proving him right.

My problem with the idea of the “good guy with a gun” comes from a military Murphy’s law. “The only thing more accurate that incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.” Soldiers get trained on how to avoid friendly fire, and it happens. How are X (where X>1) dudes who don’t know each other, don’t have good…

Hey, if they want a war, let’s give them one. At this point, it’s probably the only option left (we’ve been whining and protesting about the corruption of the Republicans for over thirty years now and they’ve only gotten worse and more powerful). I’m pretty sure the rest of the world (or Canada and Europe anyway)…

I agree — this ad should be blasted everywhere as a succinct and accurate synopsis of how the Republican Party views non-Republicans. This is it, this is the crap I’ve heard from hometown friends, family and acquaintences for years. This is the exact crap we’ve heard from the real opinion leaders on the right for…

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

If there’s any consolation in this its that it’s the least effective witness intimidation tactic EVER!

“You’d better hope there isn’t any tape of our conversation!”
“The conversation between us that completely supports my account of events?”
“Exactly. Check and mate...”

Trump hasn’t hurt the voters in Ossoff’s district. There was no reason to run against him. Those voters want the status quo because they’re living in affluent suburbs.

Okay, you’re going to be a total dickhead and just act like an asshole to people who don’t agree with you go right ahead. Clearly you know more than everyone. How dare anyone of us disagree with you.

50% of the country that vote are morons. If we had like 90% turnout the GOP would barely win any elections. Our morons love to vote because they see it as sticking it to the smart people.

“A Homeland Security official testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee today that individuals with ties to the Russian government tried to hack election-related computer systems in 21 states. Everything’s fine!!!!!!”

Sound like she has a really good dad too—just wondering why the lede mentions “really good mom” rather than “really good parents,” when Savannah herself mentions “mom and dad.”