“Sara Sanders says that Trump has the “right” to fire Rober Mueller...”

Action figures would probably be “goofy but, sure, why not” while American doll would be like “abort! Abort! Abort!”

But also, what if she did want to go home and have sex with him, and changed her mind when she saw his doll collection or something? The idea that if we start down a path with a man we can’t change our minds is fucking gross. If I start eating a pizza and hate it, do I need to keep going? Do you shove it into my mouth…

“D.C. Attorney General Karl A. Racine and Maryland Attorney General Brian E. Frosh are suing the president, alleging “unprecedented constitutional violations.” The suit is taking aim at Trump’s business entanglements—here’s an extremely overwhelming list of his conflicts of interest—from which he has refused to…

Not even just now, though. He went back and told his superiors what happened. He even asked for someone to buffer. It’s insane that they say he did nothing.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Wait...are you suggesting that despite there not having been a major naval battle in more than a half century that multi-billion dollar submarines aren’t a good use of money? Lunacy my friend! Lunacy!

This. I think we’re long overdue for a dramatic downsizing. The South China Sea is not our job. Those multi billion dollar ships can all be sent to the bottom with relatively cheap and increasingly prolific ASMs.

We no longer get articles that ask such questions, since we’ve cut education and the arts in favor of military spending. Eastasia isn’t going to defeat itself, after all.

Thank you! Naval warfare isn’t what it used to be, and the US already has an equivalent ship for every combat ship on earth (more or less). It won’t be long before someone perfects the concrete sub drone, and all those ships are completely useless. Where is the international enemy that could send a fleet of ships that…

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

The Iranian people held spontaneous candlelight vigils in Tehran after 9/11, while Israelis were celebrating. And we turn around and issue a “You deserve it” response to a terror attack? Fuck’s sake.

Yep. Imagine another country writing something like that about the US after 9/11.

“I lost my shitty high-deductible high-copay plan and had to go on Medicaid like a common Negro!”

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

You will be amazed at how serene cult members can look. They believe they have everything figured out as the Lord will provide for them. It’s more calming than a thunderclap!

It was God’s will. Can’t argue with that.

It really is a truly fucked up statement to be coming out of the mouth of the President’s son. Dehumanization of the “Other” is a pretty big line in the sand that is almost always the starting point of terrorism and genocide. 

Oh, I’m sorry, we’re supposed to immediately support whoever is in charge, no matter what?

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, ERIC? NOT THAT ONE, THE LONG ONE.