Oh no, he’s DEFINITELY in his reich mind.

Wait... did white people just get charged with an act of terrorism? HOLY SHIT! It’s finally happening! We might actually be starting to fight y’all qaeda! Let’s keep this ball rolling!

The idea of “clean coal” is the same as trying to pick up a turd from the clean end.

What? No Winston?

Nothing says responsible and totally NOT insane governance like shoot first and ask questions later.

Will we never have relief from all the economic anxiety?!?!

Careful now. You don’t want to burn yourself on that take.

You forgot the blonde Tennessee tophat.

I say John Oliver and Larry Wilmore tag team his ass to death.

How the fuck can they say they don’t have enough info to officially call it a hate crime? He yelled get out of my country and shot two people he believed were middle eastern. Sounds like a pretty open and shut case of hate crime and terrorism to me.

A pussy that big should be more concerned where Trump’s grubby little hands are.

“The President has made it abundantly clear that these actions are unacceptable.” Has he?

So much economic anxiety right now. 

Can just take him out back and slap him around until he decides what side he’s on. I don’t care which, but for Christ’s sake just pick one already you fucking chicken shit.

Who the fuck starts a campaign for re-election less than thirty god damned days into a term?

What world we live in! Imagine all the things we can do by deflecting like 45!

Republicans don’t actually care about how info is handled or if it leaks, they just needed a battle cry against Hillary. If they did actually care they would be in the middle of a full on rage stroke after seeing 45 using an unsecured phone as a flashlight to read top secret briefings on north korea in a very public…

This is why I bought an assault style boom stick with my tax money this year.

This is literally dumb as shit. There are perfectly reasonable republicans out there that know right from wrong and we should be encouraging them to speak out and work with us. I’m sure you’re too young to remember but in the before times in the long, long ago, democrats and republicans used to disagree but still work…

The last time this happened there were a lot of people hurt and that was with a sane president so there’s no way this isn’t ending without deaths now. So everyone start taking notes. I’m sure future history book writers will want the best possible account of the opening shots of the second american civil war.