The man is the human embodiment of a Beef and Cheddar

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

Also, I forgot it wasn’t his car. The rental agreement might address his privacy and other rights under various circumstances.

Yes, and there’s no way this car was not going to get impounded.

As much as fantasy and sci-fi are often incredibly sexist, at least they can often operate in worlds where women have powerful and important roles to play, and can absolutely be the protagonists. I’m looking over at my bookshelf right now and I can spot a dozen books/series with female protagonists just in a quick…

Looks like Adrian is also an apostrophe abuser.

No need to do this Ray. Dallas didn’t forget about you.

Mainly accidents, although calling something an accident is more than a bit deceptive when it could have easily been prevented with any modicum of safety provisions.

Completely unfair to characterize that as 50 uninterrupted seconds of phone scrolling. At about the 35-second mark there is a forceful exhale straight into the mic from deep in the belly of Francesa that sounds very much, to me, like two gorgeous angels fucking in the most expensive hotel suite in Heaven.

These people constantly insinuate that liberals are inept, incompetent pussies, and if you can’t see the bitter irony in the segment you need to reevaluate your life buddy.

Yep. No effort at all to remove those. Which makes this even sadder— they set this up to be EASY.

I like being able to enjoy games like that when my team is eliminated. Easier to just sit back and watch good hockey than having a rooting interest. And no I’m not a Toronto fan before anyone asks

Deadspin’s Descriptions of Rob Gronkowski, ranked:

“But of course, it won’t be so funny when my team accidentally farts on a ref and tries to cover it up and then Goodell moves them to Alaska as punishment.”

Umm... cover-up is a crime. Remember Watergate, the *actual* scandal for which all future “-gates” were named?

Minnesota is essentially Alaska B