As much I love ripping ESPN* at every turn I admit I’d shell out $36/mo without even hesitating. I like enough of their programming (and you know, sports) that this would be nothing to me.

2006: “We hate the new Joker because he’s not Jack Nicholson”

Arbys: die full.

WHY DOES KYLIE JENNER EVEN GET ATTENTION?! Shes literally a nobody from a family thats famous because of a sex tape. If thats not sick I dont know what is. If we stopped paying attention to her, maybe we could, you know, get some reports on people that actually matter.

Right there with you brother, with UC this question tends to be measured in units of time far less than years...thank God I am fortunate enough to work from home.

This makes me laugh so much... I have crohns and during every one of my 8 Ams its a fucking rush to get to the bathroom for some reason, hope you get your flair under control soon

Today. On my way to an 8 am class. Fuck you ulcerative colitis.

“We are Floridian-Americans”

Naval Academy graduate. Naval Officer. Qualified for command. Of a Submarine. Was part of the program that developed the first nuclear submarine.

When the best defense is the person involved is a goddamn idiot, well, I think that says everything that needs to be said.

The deaf and dumb ones are the least lucky. All they get is the smell, which is pretty bad coming from this site.