and they fucking started phishing or whatever hacking to get her emails right after he made that request

maybe if russia didn’t literally start their hacking operation within 24 hours of him calling for it...

or god damn gym jordan, if you want maximum nightmares

so 18 year old girls would be in the 16 year old range by your math? sounds like solid logic.

wtf lol

i remember my first time telling my boss how i was unqualified based on my gender and race.

the AC and running water bathroom trailer things deserve the nobel peace/poop prize for the next 20 years

all i have to do is check my current twitter to find something dumb.

thank you for this blog post. and thank you for taking an interest in the comedy scene these past 2 weeks. now please find something else to outrage about.

read up on the guy

he was an absurdly petty and sad man that alienated just about all of his friends. read bushkin’s book. the only people that seem to defend carson would likely be under NDA.

no way the fine writers on this site would do that!

the publicists only made him remove holmes and watson from his list. someone inn the comments here said that at least.

comeon now, azn stereotrypes are hirarious

i had no idea and no i am sad i have to wait another year 

what i said about bowels after that fish fest at red lobster in 69

waaahhhhhhhhhhhh. rich people. me sad.

and SLC...

except for... winter olympics, which actually make sense to spend money on.

nola is one city that definitely exceeded my expectations. i thought i would hate it; like it’s one big commercialized tourist trap. i had a blast and can’t wait to go back. i’m sure i was in an area locals would call a tourist trap, but compared to how shitty it could have been i was very surprised.