the house will go blue, but taking the senate is probably not happening. staying at the current ratio is probably best case scenario...

we need to have a national strike if he gets pardoned. this asshole should literally rot in prison.

jack handey books are fan-tastic

implying he shouldn’t?

it isn’t though... lebron has generations of money. he doesn’t need any more, especially not via an hbo show...

il mulino, while good, is not a michelin star restaurant.

il mulino is delicious, but i have no idea how they spent that much. it’s not *thaaat* expensive. 

showtime series length = t(time to jump the shark) x 2.3

i wish these nerds would just type out their theories instead of making us all listen to their terrible voices.

when you use whataoutism you admit defeat

good lord you people are nuts. so he can’t fuck a normie because he has celeb power but he can’t fuck another celeb because he is there coworker? pick one.

hadn’t aziz already hooked up with her too? 

k, then don’t feel the need to have a moral requirement to find someone funny. the less people that feel the need to be internet police the better comedy will be. 

and just let someone’s childish grandstanding go without being called out?

they consented... and he stopped when they changed their mind.

wtf, the women said yes... you could claim he had “power” over them, but then please explain who he would not have power over? is he not allowed to do anything with other people who are comedians?

it’s the chicken legs, innit?

it’s way too low of a tackle and that’s why he got hurt. 

it is a terrible tackle...

what? his character was great!