Why did you buy that trailer when you could've folded those seats down in that bad ass hatch? Come on, Brad.

“Would you drop two hundred,”

Would be cool if they brought back a 3rd person multiplayer option like they did in MW2 to showcase how neat these character models are. Anyone else besides me remember that?

Two Wheels Good.

The internet has a global case of reverse psychology, so this guy just signed a metaphorical contract for everyone to immortalize him as a Doraemon meme.

They all started in Tim and Eric skits, or at least I wish they did.

Please everyone be safe during this shitty, shitty weather event.

David, don't you cummin here thinking I missed your diesel pun in the headline.

For those sticker prices, sorry, I’d lose brand loyalty and jump on the Red Eye instead.

Sorry but these are all second to DIO-SAMA

More than 50k? Not as steep as I would've guessed looking at this buff pony.

No Jill Sandwich dialogue? No sale.

It would be hilarious if Nintendo pulled a wild card on these jokers and started reissuing hard copies of these games.

Maybe he can share a cell with Ghosn.

I want to rent one, if only for one hour, so I can take a figurative shit in this HOA neighborhood that can barely tolerate my lawn mower's revs on Sunday mornings.

Who's their intended demographic then? Dictators?

I agree to the passing rule, but also vote for intimidating the leaders by making them think the lapped car is possessed by Maldonado’s ghost.

Scooty Puff Sr.

None of this makes any sense.

So Disney will add an unkillable bounty hunter with a shit-pants tier bodycount but cancels The Punisher? Dafuq?