Welp. At least it turned me on.

Welp. I can at least take it to radwood.

I haven’t been following this story beyond the headlines, but here’s my perspective with those nylon bags: they’re trash, and now they’re limited (discontinuing them will put more polish on this turd, but still make it even more rare. Remember that story on Batman’s dick?) One man’s trash, as they say.

Cheeky move, Capcom.

Renew your subscription, Shinji.

(Not) sorry for the hot take, but seriously, when is Bethesda gonna let Obsidian have another shot at this franchise?

Sore losers are gonna continue being sore.

Oh god please no

Does this guy work for Pixar? Nice work.

Could just try creating a new game mode instead. Bigger isn’t always better.

This Lego Bastion just further backs the idea that an official Mech Assault set can exist.

This is one Batman who didn’t let peace cost him his strength. 

This is how I shake hands at job interviews.

13. Electric Boogaloo. 

A freakin functioning lightsaber. Wouldn’t actually need it, but goddamn if me and countless others want one.

Is there an upskirt photo? My friend wanted to see if the sculptor modeled her legs correctly.

Lol. Entitled sports fans vs entitled gamers.

But will it make it to Moab?

Impressive engine.

1987 Supra. Yes, damn it, I know about the head gaskets, but the guy I was going to buy it from defused that timebomb with ARP headstuds and a new spanking head gasket. Anyway, I got a Toyota Echo instead. Automatic. The Mrs. wanted a daily/party sedan that we were both capable of driving.