Sorry but it’s just one of those jobs that attracts a certain type of person, and that type of person is never to be trusted. It’s one of those, if that person wants that job they should probably be the last fucking person on earth to have it. And it’s not like we, as citizens, have any other choice but to use those…

Police exist to protect the interests of the upper class and oppress poor people and anyone who signs up for that is open to judgment. And maybe if we had an actual safety net and funded, I don’t know, mental health workers instead, we wouldn’t need cops to do a million different things every day (that they are not…

Lizzo made a really bad choice here. I don’t think she hoped this would be the end result for the poor driver, but she did put her on blast to specifically be mean and spiteful. I don’t think an apology is really enough, obviously because it hasn’t stopped people from harassing the driver. Lizzo should do something to…

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe Brad Pitt isn’t the brightest tool in the shed. 

The vastly superior Spicer. 

I’m officially boycotting a show I never watched in the first place. 

Smugness is my number 1 punchable quality. To me, Paul Ryan has always had the most punchable face in the world, and it’s because he looks so fucking smug and pleased with himself. But some deranged people think he’s fuckable, and maybe they see that smugness as confidence? 

Yes, IMO the incidents Kavanaugh is accused of are really bad, but what equally pisses me off is his lies, his indignation.

I knew a guy like that too and wasn’t traumatized by him either. I think it can be true that drunken frat boys sometimes wave their dicks around without intending to hurt or intimidate anyone, maybe even thinking they’re making themselves the butt of the joke, and it can also be true that it’s sometimes done…

Oh yes. Shirley Manson for FRIGGING EVER.

Shirley Manson hasn’t let me down yet. *knocks on wood*

How much you wanna bet Henry Golding’s character is the ghost of her heart donor?

Let’s take a look at what’s wrong with them:

How in the worlds an adult do you do that to a teen girl and not realize you are the villain in this story?

I hope he hasn’t been allowed to continue being a resident assistant in a dorm. After allegedly attempting to assault her, he later entered her room uninvited and stood inside the doorway while she yelled at him to leave.

Yeah, this is one of those situations where a lot of us who say we want reform in the bail system have to give ourselves a gut check. This is what happens if you have a system that basically relies on those two questions—whether someone is a danger and whether they’re a flight risk—when determining bail. I can’t say…

“misunderstanding...fueled by alcohol.”

The worst part about the “dancer” tweet is you know he meant “Flamingo Dancer”

Trump might use this 1-year-old speech tonight in North Carolina.