Senate Leader Mango should probably do something about this.

I don’t trust this article.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

I reallt recommend you hook up your ps2 again, so you can remember what it really looks like.

Because a plumber isn’t a high priority target. Who’s going to rescue a plumber? How much ransom can Bowser expect to collect from Luigi? A princess has an entire kingdom to extort. It’s simple economics really.

Yeah, there’s nothing interesting

Not gonna lie, but as an expat, that sounds pretty amazing. I would love something like that, different settings, and then just to play simple board games for example with my friends a couple of thousand km away. Or even better, an immersive D&D session in VR.

Jesus, man, tell us how you really feel, in 3000 words or more.

in marios defense rayman in general mobile and console has been insanely awesome in every way. like origins was the first game that really surpassed my expectations as someone who started on mario 3 for nintendo. until rayman origins super mario world was the pinnacle of 2d platforming. i havent lost faith in mario.…

I was all about Crash and Spyro as a kid, but I never considered either to be a mascot like Mario or Mickey Mouse. They were just fun games and I think they both hold up well today, even without nostalgia goggles. Especially Spyro. If Vicarious Visions is doing this remake, maybe they’ll do one for Spyro too?

The police have been instructed to take him alive, so Slappers Only!

nah

Good god that looks like EXACTLY the setup I want out of Nintendo hardware...

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

That’s called *business*, by the way...

I’m in no way a Trump supporter, but I thought we were passed the days of public figures being blacklisted for their political beliefs. It’s like the Commie witch-hunts of the Cold War.