You had me until “courage,” at which point half of my cup of coffee sprayed out of my mouth and onto the screen.

Best movie-going experience I’ve ever had.

Man, I am still blown away by how much I love this movie. Thank you, George Miller, you awesome Grandpa. (also, thank you Hugh Keays-Byrne for being an amazing villain in two Mad Max movies)

I lost it right at “Wicker Basket.”

Seriously. You can’t fix stupid.

Wait, so somebody tried to return a Note 7, which has just been recalled, for another Note 7? Did he think these new, non-combustible phones would just magically appear out of thin air?

He's one of the few filmmakers making R-rated science fiction films with substantial budgets in a visual style few other emulate. I would gladly watch a hundred bad Blomkamp films than another Independence Day Resurgence.

Yes, he just needs to accept he can’t write scripts alone, which he refuses to accept.

I think he just needs to find his writing partner... Like I can imagine him blowing off ideas and someone else drafting the plot/script and then him delivering excellent style and direction. Visually his movies are amazing. Conceptually they are interesting. But he really sucks at making a watchable film with good…

When are we going to put him alongside M. Night Shyamalan in the category of people who accidentally made a good film?

Oxygen is totally over-rated. The free market will provide me with lungs that will process carbon dioxide when the time is right.

But by god they did try though. Remember the original iphone recessed 3.5mm jack? That shit was the most annoying thing in my life for about a year.

Reminds me of these club douchebags I used to know who pooled their parents’ money together and started their own club, apparently operating under the belief that being a club douchebag makes one qualified to run an actual club.

I don’t know man, when ever I look at a long term investment I always ask myself “do these guys even know how to rip fat vape clouds?”.

Have you considered hiring a donut consultant to optimize your short and long-term snacking strategy?

Avatar 2: Mr. Bean on Pandora

Authorities are seeking this man for questioning.

These movies are all horrible, but I love them.