Turned stream on in middle of presentation. I know Nintendo isn’t the “lets have super great graphics” console. And not everything has to be super amazing graphics. But wow I thought they were showing scenes from an old Star Fox game.

In a weird VR theater. WTF?

Fuck. There was absolutely zero reason to remake Point Break. WTF Hollywood.

Automatic star because... VR headset story!

Oh, you have better information than NASA? Please share your own personal satellite photos so you can prove where they went wrong.

No splits and nut punch? I feel cheated...

My washing machine does not use a drop of electricity and is absolutely pantseable.

Yeah, all you have to do is imagine rolling the tube and the string coming off on a table, and you’ll have a triangle, one side would be the length of the tube, the other would be the distance it has rolled, and the hypotenuse would be the string between them.

Yup. Reminds me of a joke about physics problems: “Given two spherical elephants...”

Back when I was a D.C. bike messenger, my helmet had a stuffed frog named Archimedes superglued to the top, and a long ponytail of that orange safety tape, split lengthwise so it would flutter more.

It’s a national security concern, as well as a matter of transparency in the government—both issues that are inevitably related to technology. We cover national security and transparency quite a bit. Thanks for sticking to party lines, though.

and in other news, "I was going to stop beating my wife just before they arrested me".

We put all this time and energy and creating these "secure" passwords just to have the websites that are supposed to keep our information secure get hacked and completely destroy the efforts. I am sure that my passwords would not be considered the most secure, but ironically the only time my sensitive information has…

So it's using the White Castle formula?

Because an artist's imagination doesn't have a budget...

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Because they are better than the last uber graphics card :P

What did the Gaben give you in return for such a statement DISCLOSE ITTTT!!! :P

You just made me realize something. With a 4K monitor is there even a reason to use AA?