I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

Re: #2; have you considered lighting his computer on fire? Or him? Or yourself? Or everything? There are so many options with fire.

“Judge Elizabeth Branch, who authored the opinion.” The story here is that the legislature is incompetent at writing laws. Don’t blame the judges for having to work within the democratic system.

Judges can’t do that.

From your typing fingers to God’s gmail account.

Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

Someone needs to diagram this out because I don’t know what happened here. I think the chain of events is:

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

“Christy was toxic for the family. She was mentally unstable.”

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back, know that your pal Rachel has got you.

I really loved that miniseries. Nice to find I’m not the only person who watched it.

He was the cute half alien kid in the miniseries Taken who pointed out to everyone how stupid it was to crawl under a desk in the case of a nuclear bomb. Cutie pie. So sad for his family and those close to him.

For what it is worth the kids will probably get to enter the foster system.

That happened to me in a bar in DC (anyone remember the Dubliner?). They had yard-long beer glasses. I was sitting at a table and some drunk woman didn’t make it to the bathroom and barfed on my head and shoulder and then I gagged and puked on her feet. Worst night ever.

This wasn’t on me but it was an observed vomiting:

Thanks for posting this. For some reason, there is still a big stigma with adopting pets from local shelters and it just reinforces this loop of more unwanted dogs out there. I am disgusted by the idea of designing a dog like some kind of a fucking car, but that’s where we are. I just wish it was more mainstream to…

I do blame the police. And the entire justice system for letting this known rapist/abuser out of prison.

C.A., I'm usually a big fan of your work, but when you put a purposefully misleading headline on a piece, it seems odd to get angry at every commenter and post the same paragraph in response over and over and over. If SO MANY people aren't understanding what you were saying, maybe your headline was the problem.