I’ll take even a 10% reduction of the chance that I’m going to pass a flu virus on to an elderly person, an infant or an immunocompromised person. I’m young (relatively) and healthy, and I work in an office, ride public transit, and work out in a gym. If I get the flu, I’m infecting thousands of people before I even…

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

billionaires cannot be trusted and we should not clamor to elect them, even if they’re Oprah.

I like how when taxes are cut for the rich and we criticize it, we all get yelled at about how “it’s not a zero-sum game!!”

HMMMMMM

MOAR PROOF THIS WORSE STAR WAR OF ALL TIME!!!11!!

Space society will be utterly socialist. That’s how much resources are out there, and how much you’ll depend on robots to do everything outside your habitats. Even if there are a trillion humans, you’ll have enough space for each one to have several mansions. If your machines gain sentience, you’ll just give them…

Bad taste is our largest export.

So you can be illegal and wasted on marijuana and live in that state and be just fine.

I’ve never understood the draw for LCD Soundsystem. They have like 5 or 6 good songs max.

Oh Mr. Vice President, you truly are a gift to the nation.

I am sick of these Hoolywierd Sjw’s.

Lando should’ve appeared on the casino planet... in some kind of ad. Lando should’ve used his success and fame for destroying the second Death Star to make himself into a galaxy-wide celebrity, who, decades later, had to resort to shilling for the Star Wars equivalent of Colt45 ads, which would’ve been a nice…

limited edition Kenner electronic Lightsaber

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

“Wonderful Christmastime” may be the worst song in the history of music.

Lennon and McCartney alone DESTROY the curve for secular holiday music.

No. You’re demonstrably wrong. I have the best take on Star Wars, and everyone who disagrees is a dumb idiot who didn’t get it. Those people should just turn in their fandom badges and stop polluting my rarefied air with their ungainly lung spasms. I have a youtube video out where I clearly explain what obviously went…

You’ve got it backwards.

Most younger SW fans are baffled by the relatively mixed reception Empire Strikes Back received in 1980. So was I.