Pssst. Read up on the lingo. Yes, we all know Clinton was impeached but not removed from office. Yes Trump would also be impeached but not removed from office. When people say impeached, usually they mean impeached and removed from office. You must know that already.

And every democrat in denial thought this would be the magic bullet to undo the 2016 election.

The red-hats are a vulnerable population if you’re talking about cardiovascular health.

This dad is just daydreaming about a career in ecoterrorism every day. Unfortunately I have to play this bullshit game to keep the kids fed. 

Ethnic cleansing huh? I wonder which race would be carrying out the cleansing. Ha,  we all knew it was a teenage white boy. Have fun spending your 20s in jail, stupid fuck. At least behind bars you can live out a sad, miniature version of your dream of racial warfare.

“We do not tolerate hate or racism”
Hmmm, don’t you though?

No, virtue-signaling is using the stairs.

“first lady in the cabinet on opioids”

That already exists. When I get a scam call, the background lights up red while it’s ringing, it says “suspected spam caller”, and it doesn’t vibrate our sound the ring. I think this is all coming from Android though, not ATT.

This “hot dog” is why Tony killed himself.

Fuck stealin Photoshop.

Maybe they froze his brain and, once the technology improves enough, they’ll put it in a jar like Nixon in Futurama.

My favorite stories are the ones where a man or woman gets tricked into fucking the wrong person. Usually related to them. Come to think of it, why don’t we have more bible-story-themed porn?

Jesus and Donald have some similarities. Both have devoted followers and demanded loyalty to protect their organization.

In Illinois, you can abort the baby up until you get the birth certificate in the mail. Fact. 

Yeah well the idea that you need a doctor to kill someone is just a scam from the medical industry. Especially a fucking newborn. Easily done. 

He’s a brilliant, strong leader who makes great hiring decisions. Except the 20 people he hired and had to fire already in 2 years. Anyone with a normal job who did this would be absolutely done. 

Anyone who cares will immediately start being disappointed and angry about it. 

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