I should set up a Swiss bank account just in case someone accidentally wires me some money. What’s the minimum balance, like $50?

“Compassionate combat”

Really, it’s the fault of the generals for not telling soldiers they can’t do that.

We deserve to get a widespread ebola outbreak in this country to thin the herd. 

Do you mean the baby death squads? Wait, I’m getting donald’s talking points mixed up.

For everyone who wants to cry about personal responsibility and budgeting: the economy of America runs on consumerist overspending. Without the stupid kids buying stuff they can’t afford, your 401k would be trash. Probably it will be again because this is all just a bubble of fake money.

All the people you look down on and don’t care about are going to crash the economy again. I hope feeling superior is enough to get you through another deep recession. 

No one is going to say anything about the fucking ghost behind Donald in those videos? Am I going crazy?

Did you have to skip the boobs?

My wife still refers to me and our kids as WOPs because I guess ethnic slurs don’t matter any more? 

That panic when either:
-I fart in bed while she’s in the bathroom and then realize it’s a terrible one just as she’s about to come out. 

Step up to avocado oil and you can go 75 miles. 

I heard it’s made from liquified Amazon workers that tried to unionize. 

No, I agree with your original post. But I didn’t hover and examine the link, I didn’t remember she was in it until it was too late, and I don’t follow her career closely enough to know it’s been her only recent film. I don’t actually care about Serenity being spoiled, and generally think people are a little too crazy…

Ask big-nose over there. 

But what if you get divorced from a homosexual marriage to get into a heterosexual marriage? Then it cancels out right?

That new Star Wars movie looks cool SPOILER ALERT Iron Man dies at the end (of another unrelated movie).

Also they are talking about a few different movies so when you just throw out “spoiler alert” it’s not clear what movie is being spoiled. GREAT now I can’t enjoy Serenity. 

Well, almost every person that dies has eaten ultra-processed foods. There’s the link!

Yeah, I’ve fallen for that too many times. Every artist that isn’t as good as they used to be saying yeah this (new work) is going to be a lot like (old work that everyone likes) definitely not (recent work that everyone doesn’t like).