Especially after I start cutting the power feeds to nursing homes. 

I think they are blaming school, not parenting. Boomers couldn’t help their awful liberal teachers from polluting the minds of their children.

They just don’t want to create winners and losers you know! Especially if a poor person getting to see a doctor is winning and a rich person becoming slightly less rich is a loser.

Better than dying of lung cancer though.

I went past a Williams Sonoma around Christmas and almost cried.

From Chicago, where it is currently as cold as the devil’s cock. If I hear one more old guy say “durr, what happened to gLoBaL wArMing?!?!” I will give myself cirrhosis of the liver within weeks. 

They should say they are going to make an android iphone and blow everyone’s minds. Then about 6 months before it’s supposed to be released, cancel it, saying that android couldn’t meet their requirements. 

Because people are not allowed to have thoughts about Apple unless they are currently using an Apple device.

I believe you are mistaken about the Bulls, Albert. Maybe you are not aware, but we just got Carmelo Anthony.

Hey kids, I am Khabib Nurmagomedov. If you work hard and stay focused, you can become very successful like me. Then when you get bullied, you can beat the shit out of your tormentor and afford to pay $500k for it.

Yeah, excuse me sir, did you say meters? You need to come on down to the police station...

He lives in Somalia, so don’t you look like a real asshole now.

Just to be clear, a shotgun loaded with buckshot definitely would kill somebody. You mean some kind of non-lethal shell?

And the GD gubmint can’t come take it away from you.

That sounds pretty cool actually. Are they fired by CO2?

#Lumbus

We need to be in the fucking streets if this shit goes down. Too many bogus wars start out with no one caring.

Yeah, we just need Toews to re-do his contract for about %65 what it is now.

True, also far less likely. My point is that we let emotions affect our perceived risk of danger. Most of us have pretty strong negative emotions about guns so we perceive the risk of an accidental injury to be higher than it actually is.

Didn’t get kinja’d just imprecise language. You, the theoretical person that is considering whether or not to allow their kids to go to a house with a gun in it.