I went past a Williams Sonoma around Christmas and almost cried.

From Chicago, where it is currently as cold as the devil’s cock. If I hear one more old guy say “durr, what happened to gLoBaL wArMing?!?!” I will give myself cirrhosis of the liver within weeks. 

I believe you are mistaken about the Bulls, Albert. Maybe you are not aware, but we just got Carmelo Anthony.

Hey kids, I am Khabib Nurmagomedov. If you work hard and stay focused, you can become very successful like me. Then when you get bullied, you can beat the shit out of your tormentor and afford to pay $500k for it.

Yeah, excuse me sir, did you say meters? You need to come on down to the police station...

He lives in Somalia, so don’t you look like a real asshole now.

Just to be clear, a shotgun loaded with buckshot definitely would kill somebody. You mean some kind of non-lethal shell?

And the GD gubmint can’t come take it away from you.

That sounds pretty cool actually. Are they fired by CO2?

#Lumbus

We need to be in the fucking streets if this shit goes down. Too many bogus wars start out with no one caring.

Yeah, we just need Toews to re-do his contract for about %65 what it is now.

True, also far less likely. My point is that we let emotions affect our perceived risk of danger. Most of us have pretty strong negative emotions about guns so we perceive the risk of an accidental injury to be higher than it actually is.

Didn’t get kinja’d just imprecise language. You, the theoretical person that is considering whether or not to allow their kids to go to a house with a gun in it. 

And plenty of people would never text and drive until they kill a pedestrian because they’re texting while driving. Responsible gun owners do exist, it’s just that everyone says they are responsible even if they’re not. If there was tighter regulation on gun ownership then the law could force people to be responsible…

A firearm in the house is much less likely to injure your child than a trampoline, or a pool, or building a ramp in the back yard and jumping your bike off it, or pretty much any other thing that kids do besides sit and play videogames. If you wouldn’t allow your kid to go to a friend’s house whose parents own a gun…

The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible or nothing

If Walker and Texas Ranger had their own cable news show, I would start watching cable news.

Noooo!