People play Galaxy of Heroes? Seems like absolute trash to me. My 7 year old plays it, but he’s just now starting to learn about good video games. 

Did anyone else see an advertisement halfway through that prominently featured avocado toast? The world still has a couple of smiles for me before everything goes to shit.

Wine helps us to not get divorced.

Doesn’t getting fucked up on wine give you terrible hangovers? It does to me. 

Stick to Smirnoff Ice, right?

A large property with no car would be enough to keep him in one place.

Yes, the rich fucks flying to Atlanta to go to the superbowl need to feel the pain. 

Their payment is being allowed to continue living. 

I hope it’s at least a 30 of PBR they are competing for. 

Internet users in general need to be better about dealing with trolls. On most sites, you should be able to get something removed if it is obviously abusive or hate speech. But then there’s just the people coming to argue who don’t say anything wrong enough to get removed. For these you should downvote, thumbs down,…

Conservatives love any opportunity to lecture the poors about fiscal responsibility. See how painful this is? It’s because you didn’t save any money. See I told you...

It’s like saying your racist grandpa is “confused” instead of just racist. 

Like a person with a tiny brain?

Yeah, we need as much damage as possible. At this point it should be a general strike.

The ultra-rich wouldn’t feel it much but the moderately rich that still have to work and travel a lot for business would be feeling the pain.

Many have said that Donald has the strongest and most durable skin of any recent president. 

Jakub Vrana AKA Ovechkin’s new blood boy

But seriously, maids be annoying and stealing our shit, right?

Yeah, it wouldn’t be that hard to just rotate the 2nd period shots 180 degrees around center ice and just show half a rink.

Those commercials are hilarious.