Conservatives love any opportunity to lecture the poors about fiscal responsibility. See how painful this is? It’s because you didn’t save any money. See I told you...

It’s like saying your racist grandpa is “confused” instead of just racist. 

Like a person with a tiny brain?

Yeah, we need as much damage as possible. At this point it should be a general strike.

The ultra-rich wouldn’t feel it much but the moderately rich that still have to work and travel a lot for business would be feeling the pain.

Many have said that Donald has the strongest and most durable skin of any recent president. 

Jakub Vrana AKA Ovechkin’s new blood boy

But seriously, maids be annoying and stealing our shit, right?

Yeah, it wouldn’t be that hard to just rotate the 2nd period shots 180 degrees around center ice and just show half a rink.

Those commercials are hilarious. 

Yeah, she looks like a robot girlfriend.

I hope whoever runs against Don uses against him this idiotic trick where he just claims things have been said or been recognized.

Yeah it is pretty funny that it’s all this conservative hyper-sensitive sexual repression and then she teaches art at this class. Don’t waste your time in this class, kids.

I tell my wife the same thing, but she does not accept the blame of being the first sinner. Maybe this is why I never get BJs.

They don’t believe in the actual Jesus, he was too much of a hippie. They believe in the NIV bible/suburban megachurch version of Jesus.

To be fair, most schools like this hire non-licensed teachers and pay them like $14k a year. So it’s more like a volunteer position. 

I’ll pray for you, Andrew.

AKA God’s blind spot

Yeah, if you’re not thrusting, somehow it doesn’t count.

You didn’t even give us any good stock picks. I’m cashing out my 401k and buying Iraqi Dinar.