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I always go to the comments and hate-read any blog about vegetarian products because there will be a bunch of meat-eaters saying “THIS IS STUPID”. I don’t understand the urge to attack. The crunchy hippies are not coming and smacking the burger out of your hand.

Can they just make farmers pay for methane emissions? Then yes

Robotic sex-workers?

It doesn’t bleed. That’s stupid. They use beets to give it a reddish color so you’re not eating some weird beige patty or whatever it would be. Somehow that got turned into the CLICK ME headlines “OMG the fake burger bleeds!” and now everyone who hasn’t seen one believes it.

Yeah crickets are the future man. I’m trying to get my family on board

I’m glad Cecilia pointed that out in this blog. I play with my nephew, who is obsessed with the tier list, and is flabbergasted when I choose just any character I have fun with. Like “REALLY? DK IS TIER 4” That’s no problem for me kid, I’ll still clap your ass off the stage.Then 5 minutes later “yeah, I’m just…

I’m not a goalie and am not currently playing ice hockey except for the occasional stick & puck practice. I was just kind of repeating what I’ve heard. From your first response it sounded like you weren’t a goalie either. So your pads are good enough that you’d have no problem getting blasted by Chara?

So I guess he was closer to dying on camera than I expected. So close, yet no payoff. I’ve still got my Indiana fireworks ready to go when he does.

oooooh, probably a sick burn. 

I believe the pads are designed to prevent injury such as a puck breaking a bone or repeatedly falling hard on your knees. A big shot, depending on where and how it hits a goalie, can still hurt. But really it’s more the psychological part of just seeing that wind-up and release and knowing you have to be the one to…

Dear whoever is now the Flyers GM: I do have some experience in goal in my roller hockey league as a 10-12 year old, however you are going to have to pay me quite a bit to stand in front of a Zdeno Chara slapshot. 

It’s 19 fuckin degrees in Chicago today, you dick. Don’t kick us while we’re down.

They do exist and I appreciate them, but they don’t get the money and the talent that the big movies get and lately many of the big action movies are in this genre. These movies are so broad and widely appealing that it’s just assumed that everyone has seen every super hero movie and wants to talk about them. People…

11 or 12 but only 3 are good.

5 of them a year that suck up a large percentage of the production money and talent in the movie industry.

So normally that’s a good argument because there is plenty of other options. In this case in the last several years the superhero movies have sucked up all the money and talent that good be going toward original stories that are not about magical bullshit. 

Sell it on ebay for %95 the price you paid for it. 

Hasn’t it been going downhill ever since Dark Side of the Moon? Has to hit zero at some point. 

yeah then fuckin Rex Grossman fumbled the snap.