Modern sports fans want their teams to be either contending for a championship or tanking for draft picks and saving money so that they can contend for a championship. Just having a good or great team year after year has no value because we’ve put so much more value on the playoffs than the regular season. I think…

Bitch McConnell?

This is big big worry as well. It’s not like starting a war to get everyone politically aligned at home has never happened before. 

Well, now that stealing a supreme court seat has been legitimized by Bitch McConnel, we can only hope that Ds hold the right seats at the right time. So when Donald or Pence tries to appoint the next conservative ghoul, Democrats can just say nah we’ll wait. 

Did most of my christmas shopping in-person and the few online orders I made were from smaller businesses. F Amazon.

Libertarians generally are in favor of open borders. This is conservatism. They only want a free market when it benefits wealthy, corporations, and white men.

This guy just discovered a Tenacious D album in his kid’s car.

To keep the surfers off the beach? Or to keep them on the beach and off the streets?

We defeated them by choosing not to fight. Whoah. Donald been reading The Art Of War?

“Nobody who understands, who was born after 2000, who sees what’s happened after 9/11, understands,” Kilmeade said.

Britney Spears... no only kidding, she was rubbish.

I can hear Dido in my head just from this gif.

(redneck voice): “yeah, some kinda hispanic”

The middle east has been too quiet lately and we don’t have good enough reasons to bomb anyone so let them churn it up a little bit again. Raytheon has just got a ton of expensive missiles sitting around in warehouses.

The messed-up thing to me is that it seems that no one even questions whether the president can just make war all over the world without any authorization from congress. 

Boy, getting picked up by the Google now algorithm probably brings the page hits but also brings all the "because of your interest in Tesla" fanboys.

Well yeah, the way they see it, they are providing all these jobs and economic activity. It's bullshit but that's the deluded thinking.

Incorrect, unless you are very close or that poop has been sprayed in a fine mist, you are only inhaling gases that come off the poop. 

My power move for looking busy is to occasionally get a small stack of paper or roll of drawings and walk very quickly around the office. No time to stop and talk shit with coworkers, you’re very busy and important!

Tauntaun guts make great lube.