Nah he’d just transfer his consciousness into another clone body. Good as new

it’s a fair cop

After he gets confirmed, can we all agree to call him Bart for the next 50 years?

When you’re an employed, white man, a “background check” is just basically a formality. I’ve had many and they don’t know shit about my pyro-anarchist tendencies or history of drug use up until a couple weeks before whenever is my next pee test.

This was on a boat in Rhode Island right?

I was going to say I like option C because these robo-conserva-babes disappear at age 49 or so. Probably their vital nutrients must return to the cycle. 

Damn it, Donald. Honorable Judge Ralph-a-lot could drink 90 beers and still be smarter than you.

Bro, Chad is passed out in the upstairs bathroom with his dick in his hand.

Andre 3000

That’s pretty much the definition of conservatism. Obstruct, block, gum-up the machinery for as long as possible and by whatever means necessary to maintain the high standard of living for rich whites for as long as possible. The revolution can’t come soon enough.

Holy shit. I was quietly laughing to myself so much, a coworker thought I was crying.

I started thinking about it yesterday while listening on the radio to his psychotic rant. Probably my mind’s way of defending itself against damage. Now when I hear him talk I can only picture Dangle.

And so evasive. If you’re really so innocent why can’t you directly answer a question? asshole

If he’s ever portrayed in a movie it should be by Thomas Lennon AKA Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.

Those are drinking games...

Great. Cause Republicans need more excuses to feel persecuted.

Absolutely. He gave himself away as a partisan. 

Wow is that guy’s name really Mr. Crapo?

No love for the Zach Galifianakis Joker in Lego Batman?

He’s not cool enough to be a vampire.