Picture this:

The Mustang ran off the other side of the road, looking for a cars and coffee

I wager No. 2 this blog has pushed the left’s narrative for a long time and I would not put it past them to push their masses towards describing all the non-bolt, revolving, and lever action guns as automatics.

One of two reasons, either she is uneducated or she is willfully misleading people.

Why do you call semiautomatic rifles automatic assault rifles?

A tricorn and nitrile gloves. The PPE of a patriot. 

Sorry was a little busy buying a Kinja Deal on Amazon. What were we talking about?

I’m pretty sure journalism committed suicide once they started adding their opinions to every story.  There was a fine line between opinion and fact that evaporated in the past 30 years.

Of the three, it’s far and away the best. However, it’s like someone asking you “For your appetizer tonight, would you like AIDS, Cancer or Syphilis?”

Not sure exactly what your situation is, but if your father was not already receiving Social Security benefits, you may want to file for a one-time Lump Sum Death Payment of $255 to help with funeral expenses.

No, his estate won’t get a check. I’m sorry for your loss.

They wont get fooled again?

Emperor Palpatine was gay, and very much in love with Plagueis, JK Rowling confirms.

“95% of the country didn’t like her, they must all be fucking sexist!” is a pretty shaky argument, tough guy.

You can also use the battery as a portable generator once you reach your destination

In politics what you do or have done means a lot less than the letter beside your name

If my dad was the kind of guy to commit arson, I’d have zero issues helping the police catch him. 

All of his grunts were racial slurs 

“Taking this into account, and considering that Pelosi did not rip up Trump’s speech at any moment shown in the edited video on social media, it is difficult to understand how Facebook can claim that the video does not violate their policies.”

Really? Political ads do this shit all time! And do you really think that…