Without someone sniffing his fingers we will never really know for sure.

Everything is awful.

DNP: Did Not Pipe (and not very happy about it.)

DNP: Trying to give that pipe

Gimme a Falcon break! Like Steven, I haven’t read it yet.

...except he’s actually from New Zealand, which rightly considers itself a much more civilized place.

I think you’re Holden out on us, is there car stuff or not?

“But how many of those deaths are gang related, family in-fighting or something like that?”

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

That screaming is going to haunt my dreams. Holy fuck that was awful.

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

uh...I don’t think that’s how the constitution works.

It’s very obvious from his replies, which consist of “you’re a moron,” “fuck you,” and other shining examples of his intelligence, that he doesn’t. He just shits onto the keyboard and expects us all to accept it as truth.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

no matter who wins we all lose.

A wise person once said “We don’t need a Justin Timberlake anymore, we have a Bruno Mars.”

What an annoying little kissant.

I don’t know. I don’t think it’s that weird. I do it all the time. Sure, some people think it’s weird but not everyone is a dog person.