Honestly, nobody gives a shit. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to watching Michael Phelps race a shark.

smashmouth has to be on this list. HAS TO

*Scans list*

I blame Cam Newton.

Oh come on, that’s BS. You can’t fault the Lions for giving him a massive deal when he was the best WR in the league. He could’ve either signed a shorter extension and left, or just said fuck them all together and gone to free agency. Either way he was gonna get paid.

Yea but he CHOSE to be part of that organization when he signed his massive extension. That’s on him.

I definitely agree with your post but I just want to say OMG this boy is so freaking cute!

My lunch lady wore gloves when selling food to kids when I was at school, DOES THIS MEAN SHE SUSPECTED US OF HAVING AIDS?

The real issue is that someone is getting called out for wearing gloves while handling and giving out food.

Shown: Donald Trump doing the same thing.

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

As someone who studies cultural anthropology and took several human sexuality classes this is seriously the biggest non-issue I’ve ever heard of. A foot fetish could be one of the most common kinks out there.

“After losing the first set of the tournament to Qiang Wang, Williams rolled through...”

Let’s not pretend that’s pretty much the sum of all Internet comments ever. Hell, that’s basically you bitching and moaning about someone else’s bitching and moaning.

We get it. Gawker’s office or whatever its called now is in NYC. You guys work in NYC and of course take the subway. We’re aware that the subway is broken because there’s probably 2-3 stories a week about it here. So again... we get it. The NYC subway is broken. Point made. NYC isn’t the only city in the country.

PFTcommenter would be so proud...

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Because there’s no money for the ex-wife in a criminal case.